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Born As: James Douglas Muir Leno
Sex: Male
Nationality: US - United States of America
Date of Birth: April 28, 1950
Place of Birth: New Rochelle, New York, USA
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Quotes:
- Politics is just show business for ugly people.
- The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
- According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
- Iraq began destroying those missiles they don't have over the weekend. See, President Bush may be the smartest military president in history. First, he gets Iraq to destroy all of their own weapons. Then he declares war.
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