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Born As: Jerome Seinfeld
Sex: Male
Nationality: US - United States of America
Date of Birth: April 29, 1954
Place of Birth: Brooklyn, NY
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Jerry Seinfeld Recommended Screensavers:
- If I Only Had A Heart -
Jerry Seinfeld as The Tin Man? Too funny! The matching animated puzzle screen saver featuring a surprisingly small file size to my desktop theme, stationery, ICQ, WinAmp and Hotbar skins.
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Quotes:
- A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
- Men we drive ourselves crazy. Men always want to marry a virgin, but during the act of sex on the wedding night we tell the women to say 'you're the best, you're the best', then afterwards we wonder better than who?
- I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'
- Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
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